BOGEY GOLF
YOU'VE HEARD THE TERM BEFORE. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. SOME OF US MOVE PAST IT, MOST STAY RIGHT THERE. WE ARE +18, BOGEY GOLFERS, THE FORGOTTEN MAJORITY IN THE HYPED UP WORLD OF GOLF. NOW DON'T GET US WRONG, WE HATE BOGEYS, BUT WE HAVE LEARNED TO ACCEPT THEM AS PART OF OUR GOLFING LANDSCAPE. OH YES, EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE WE'LL GO LOW AND SHOOT AN 87 BUT WE KNOW THAT WON'T LAST. WE HAVE THE MEMORIES OF THROWN CLUBS, BEERS DRANK, AND A FOURSOME THAT TOILS ALONG WITH US ON EVERY MEN'S/LADIES NIGHT, EVERY SCRAMBLE...
SURE SURE WE'LL PUT ON A GOLF SHIRT WHEN WE HAVE TO BUT WE PREFER A T, COMFY SHORTS AND OUR FAVOURITE HAT. WE LOVE THE GAME. WE LOVE THE BEER AND THE BEER CART IT'S DELIVERED IN. WE LOVE THE BUDDIES WE GOLF WITH. WE'RE GOING TO SPEAK OUT FOR THE MAJORITY HACKER POPULATION.
HOLD OUR BEER... WE'VE GOT THIS.

TAKE YOUR MULLIGAN
FOUR BOGEYS
THREE LOST BALLS
TWO CLUBS HURLED INTO THE ROUGH
EIGHTEEN BEERS
EIGHTEEN HOLES
ONE BEAUTY DAY ON THE COURSE
LET'S PLAY A ROUND
BUSINESS HOURS/TEE TIMES:
FRIDAY, 8PM UNTIL BEERS ARE DONE
SATURDAY, 7PM UNTIL WE LOSE ALL OUR BALLS